There was the dune buggy race:
That's starting center-back William Gallas being assisted after his buggy tumbled in a crash.
Yesterday's Tour de les Bleu:
Striker Nicolas Anelka in a crash on the downhill sprint.
And of course a jolly trek in the Alps (nobody got hurt but I got vertigo just looking at the damn picture!)
What's next? Wrestling wild animals on an African safari?