Kosher South Africa

I'm sure you're all wondering how the Jews fit into this massive event. Well to be honest, they barely do. However, of the 736 players that will participate in the World Cup, 3 can proudly say they were definitely circumsized (that's about .4%).

AND, they all happen to be American! Good omen? Perhaps.  Although we can be sure their foreskins won't get in the way of any 50/50 balls. So with that picture in your heads, behold the pious triplets...

Jonathan Spector - plies his trade for West Ham United during the season. Much like you sometimes see goalies allowed to wear hats, so too has Mr. Spector been given permission to wear his.

Benny Feilhaber - that pretty much says it all. His success comes from divine intervention.

Jonathan Bornstein - his nose has terrorized defenders for years. And those peyos flapping in the wind have become an advantage for him as goalies have had a hard time concentrating on the ball.