Monday, May 31, 2010

Rabbi Mourinho

Perhaps his personal note went something like this:


We both know I am special. I am champion. People call me cocky, disrespectful, arrogant, narcissist. Can you strike lightning on them? It hurts my feelings. I have new job in Madrid - but I hate paella. What do I eat? Maybe you can send special meals to my home.

O no I am late for penis snipping! They ask me to mo'yel. Come to games, I give you seat beneath me.

I love you,


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